Well Hung Ghost Halloween Tee
WELL HUNG GHOST Some ghosts rattle chains. This...
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WELL HUNG GHOST
Some ghosts rattle chains. This one just hangs around.
And yes. He's very well hung.
Our Well Hung Ghost T-Shirt is one of those designs that looks like a cute little Halloween ghost for approximately half a second. Then your eyes move down.
Oh.
There it is.
Simple, stupid and just inappropriate enough for Halloween. Wear it to the party, the bar, handing out lollies, or anywhere else you'd like people to suddenly realise they've been staring at your chest for slightly too long.
He's friendly. He's spooky. He's got absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about.
Why You'll Want It
- Cute little ghost. Enormous cock. We probably could have stopped there.
- The joke takes a second. Which makes watching people notice it considerably more entertaining.
- Halloween without trying too hard. No elaborate costume required. Put on the shirt and let him hang out.
- Definitely a conversation starter. Although there's a reasonable chance that conversation begins with, "Is that...?"
- Bring him back every October. Unlike an actual ghost, we're fairly confident he'll never get tired of showing up.
Features
- Soft, comfortable cotton T-shirt.
- Classic unisex fit.
- Well Hung Ghost artwork printed on the front.
- Designed for Halloween and other completely appropriate occasions.
- Designed by Backroom Gear.
- Made for adults. Very obviously.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
- Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
- 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Shipping
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Damaged or printed wrong
Orders are printed locally where possible for faster delivery
Some items may ship from overseas depending on size/colour availability
Delivery typically takes 1–3 weeks
Tracking is provided for every order
Taxes are calculated at checkout where applicable
International orders may be subject to local import duties (these are set by your country, not us)
Your gear is printed close to you and sent straight out — it’s not bulk shipped across the world first.
Most orders arrive in about 2–3 weeks total, and you’ll get tracking the moment it ships.
Questions? Just message us — real humans reply.
Returns
Changed your mind? Happens.
You’ve got 30 days from delivery to send it back unworn and in original condition. Return postage is yours, but we can send you a label and just deduct it from the refund — easy.
We process the refund once it’s on its way back to us.
Damaged or printed wrong
If something arrives faulty or not right, we’ll fix it — replacement or refund, your call.
Just message us within 5 days of delivery and include a clear photo so we can sort it fast. We cover the postage for these.
Our garments have been tried, tested and pig approved! Any issues and you can obtain a refund or replacement within 2 years for faulty goods, or goods that don’t look or work as advertised. At Backroom Gear, we're also committed to the environment by making each item to order and using eco-friendly inks, minimizing waste and ensuring sustainable production.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Backroom Gear and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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