




This tee takes sci-fi fantasy and pushes it straight into camp chaos. A suited space daddy mid-mission with a very enthusiastic co-pilot makes it clear: this isn’t educational programming.
It’s bold. It’s horny. It knows exactly what it’s doing.
Perfect for queer club nights, Pride weekends and any setting where subtlety has already left the building.
Why It Lands
• Explicit sci-fi graphic that reads instantly
• High-contrast design built to get double takes
• Full camp energy with zero apology
• Not for blending in — for orbiting attention
Fit & Fabric
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Available in Navy, Maroon, Aqua, Asphalt and more
• Sizes XS–5XL
• Printed to order
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US
Traceability:
– Weaving: India, South Korea
– Dyeing: El Salvador, California
– Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Wear it to launch. Expect turbulence.
Age restriction: Adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Changed your mind? Happens.
You’ve got 30 days from delivery to send it back unworn and in original condition. Return postage is yours, but we can send you a label and just deduct it from the refund — easy.
We process the refund once it’s on its way back to us.
If something arrives faulty or not right, we’ll fix it — replacement or refund, your call.
Just message us within 5 days of delivery and include a clear photo so we can sort it fast. We cover the postage for these.
Your gear is printed close to you and sent straight out — it’s not bulk shipped across the world first.
Most orders arrive in about 2–3 weeks total, and you’ll get tracking the moment it ships.






































