Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton — made for moon missions, mischief, and mid-session comedowns
Eco-printed and made to order — because space trash is not our kink
Available in Navy, Maroon, Aqua, Asphalt & more — all astronaut-approved hues
Sizes XS to 5XL — built for every body ready to ride
Get ready for lift-off with this gravity-defying, tongue-in-cheek graphic tee. Featuring a suited space daddy taking a very eager co-pilot bareback across the cosmos, this shirt is a whole mood — part sci-fi, part innuendo, all fire.
Whether you’re into deep space exploration or just like your tees with a side of "what did I just see?", this one's a conversation starter you won’t need to explain (but probably will want to).
Why You Should Buy:
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Because you deserve to be the center of your own intergalactic scene
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Because the best kind of rocket science leaves you breathless
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Because it’s horny, hilarious, and hotter than re-entry
Perfect For:
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Queer club nights, gear parties, or pride events
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Giving that one friend who definitely has a thing for astronauts
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Making boomers uncomfortable at brunch
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Looking hot while you orbit your next situationship
FAQs:
Is it soft?
Like a moon landing in slow motion — soft AF and built for comfort.
Is the graphic subtle?
Not even close. And that’s why you’ll love it.
Is it wearable in public?
Depends on your public. But if your friends don’t get it, do you need them?
Will it get me laid?
Statistically speaking... higher chance than your old gym tee.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Our garments have been tried, tested and pig approved! Any issues and you can obtain a refund or replacement within 2 years for faulty goods, or goods that don’t look or work as advertised. At Backroom Gear, we're also committed to the environment by making each item to order and using eco-friendly inks, minimizing waste and ensuring sustainable production.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Backroom Gear and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Returns Policy
DUE TO ACCIDENTAL ORDER OR CHANGE OF MINDWe offer refunds and/or exchanges, providing a request for return is received within 30 days of your order being delivered. Your item must be in its original packaging and in the same condition that you received it.
The return shipping costs will be the responsibility of you, the customer. A prepaid shipping label can be provided, with the associated costs being deducted from the refunded amount.
Any refund or exchange will only be issued once the original item has been shipped back to us.
DUE TO DEFECTIVE OR DAMAGED ITEM
In the unlikely event you receive a defective or damaged item, we offer you the choice of a full refund or a replacement. We will cover all return shipping costs.
Please report any issue within 5 days of receiving your item. We kindly ask that you provide clear evidence of the fault or damage, so we can expedite your request efficiently.
Please refer to our full Refund Policy for more information
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
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