I Wanna Be Your Halloween Pumpkin T-Shirt
I WANNA BE YOUR HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN Look, the...
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I WANNA BE YOUR HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN
Look, the pumpkin has needs.
Take him home. Take his top off. Do terrible things to his insides. Then dump him on the doorstep so someone else can have a go.
It's basically Halloween tradition.
Our I Wanna Be Your Halloween Pumpkin T-Shirt takes the completely innocent annual ritual of carving a pumpkin and makes it sound considerably more like a Saturday night... A very gay Saturday night.
Why You'll Want It
- It gets worse the further you read. Exactly as intended.
- Halloween filth hiding in plain sight. It's technically just a shirt about carving pumpkins. Technically.
- The pumpkin looks pretty happy about it. We're not here to judge his choices.
- Perfect for Halloween parties and bar nights. Particularly once someone gets close enough to read the whole thing.
- Minimal costume effort required. Add drinks. Halloween sorted.
Features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²).
- Pre-shrunk fabric.
- Side-seamed construction.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- Full-colour Halloween pumpkin artwork and front text print.
- Designed by Backroom Gear.
- Made for adults. The pumpkin made that fairly clear.
- 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC
Shipping
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Damaged or printed wrong
Orders are printed locally where possible for faster delivery
Some items may ship from overseas depending on size/colour availability
Delivery typically takes 1–3 weeks
Tracking is provided for every order
Taxes are calculated at checkout where applicable
International orders may be subject to local import duties (these are set by your country, not us)
Your gear is printed close to you and sent straight out — it’s not bulk shipped across the world first.
Most orders arrive in about 2–3 weeks total, and you’ll get tracking the moment it ships.
Questions? Just message us — real humans reply.
Returns
Changed your mind? Happens.
You’ve got 30 days from delivery to send it back unworn and in original condition. Return postage is yours, but we can send you a label and just deduct it from the refund — easy.
We process the refund once it’s on its way back to us.
Damaged or printed wrong
If something arrives faulty or not right, we’ll fix it — replacement or refund, your call.
Just message us within 5 days of delivery and include a clear photo so we can sort it fast. We cover the postage for these.
Our garments have been tried, tested and pig approved! Any issues and you can obtain a refund or replacement within 2 years for faulty goods, or goods that don’t look or work as advertised. At Backroom Gear, we're also committed to the environment by making each item to order and using eco-friendly inks, minimizing waste and ensuring sustainable production.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Backroom Gear and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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