









• Delivery: 1–3 weeks
• Tracking included on every order
• Free shipping, always• Buy 2, get 20% off — auto at checkout
Add a splash of yellow to your morning coffee or tea ritual with our NOT PISS Mug. Featuring a clean, straight-to-the-point design that either clears things up or makes it worse, this one’s for watersports fans, piss pigs and anyone who enjoys a bit of cheeky humour with their daily cuppa.
Crafted from durable ceramic with coloured accents on the rim, handle and inside, this mug is built for everyday use whether you’re sipping coffee at work, tea at home or something a little more suspicious after hours. The clean graphic style keeps it simple and impossible to ignore.
Whether it’s part of your morning routine or a gift for someone who’ll appreciate the joke, the NOT PISS Mug earns its place in the cupboard.
Orders are printed locally where possible for faster delivery
Some items may ship from overseas depending on size/colour availability
Delivery typically takes 1–3 weeks
Tracking is provided for every order
Taxes are calculated at checkout where applicable
International orders may be subject to local import duties (these are set by your country, not us)
Your gear is printed close to you and sent straight out — it’s not bulk shipped across the world first.
Most orders arrive in about 2–3 weeks total, and you’ll get tracking the moment it ships.
Returns
Changed your mind? Happens.
You’ve got 30 days from delivery to send it back unworn and in original condition. Return postage is yours, but we can send you a label and just deduct it from the refund — easy.
We process the refund once it’s on its way back to us.
If something arrives faulty or not right, we’ll fix it — replacement or refund, your call.
Just message us within 5 days of delivery and include a clear photo so we can sort it fast. We cover the postage for these.