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• Tracking included on every order
• Free shipping, always• Buy 2, get 20% off — auto at checkout
Introducing the Hydrant Party Essentials Crossbody Bag! Designed specifically for gay circuit parties, this bag ensures you can keep your essentials safe and close by, even when you're wearing next to nothing. Featuring a bold puppy hydrant design, this bag is both practical and playful, making it the perfect accessory for your next event.
Imagine dancing at your next circuit party with all your essentials such as phone, poppers and lube, secure and easily accessible in your Hydrant Party Essentials Crossbody Bag. Whether you're mingling with friends or hitting the dance floor, this bag ensures you stay stylish and organized. Show off your unique style and keep everything you need within reach.
Why You Should Buy:
Always be ready on the dance floor with our Hydrant Party Essentials Bag. Get yours today!
Orders are printed locally where possible for faster delivery
Some items may ship from overseas depending on size/colour availability
Delivery typically takes 1–3 weeks
Tracking is provided for every order
Taxes are calculated at checkout where applicable
International orders may be subject to local import duties (these are set by your country, not us)
Your gear is printed close to you and sent straight out — it’s not bulk shipped across the world first.
Most orders arrive in about 2–3 weeks total, and you’ll get tracking the moment it ships.
Returns
Changed your mind? Happens.
You’ve got 30 days from delivery to send it back unworn and in original condition. Return postage is yours, but we can send you a label and just deduct it from the refund — easy.
We process the refund once it’s on its way back to us.
If something arrives faulty or not right, we’ll fix it — replacement or refund, your call.
Just message us within 5 days of delivery and include a clear photo so we can sort it fast. We cover the postage for these.