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• Tracking included on every order
• Free shipping, always• Buy 2, get 20% off — auto at checkout
Looks innocent. Isn’t.
CONFESS keeps it quiet… until you’re close enough.
From across the room it’s just a tee. Step in, and the detail lands. Filthy jockstraps pulled tight, no eyes, no mouth — not much room for guessing. It doesn’t ask for attention, but it gets it anyway.
The halftone print gives it that rough, worn-in feel. Not clean, not polished… more like it’s already seen a few late nights before you have.
Full graphic or toned down depending on the colourway. Same message either way.
Clean on the dance floor. Not so much after.
It’s easy to wear. Just don’t expect it to stay that way.
Soft cotton, comfortable fit, made to last the whole night… and still be on the floor in the morning.
Why You Want It
You don’t need to explain what you’re into
Gets noticed by the people you actually want noticing
Works at a bar, works better once you’ve left it
Still comfortable at 2am when most shirts aren’t
Features
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Orders are printed locally where possible for faster delivery
Some items may ship from overseas depending on size/colour availability
Delivery typically takes 1–3 weeks
Tracking is provided for every order
Taxes are calculated at checkout where applicable
International orders may be subject to local import duties (these are set by your country, not us)
Your gear is printed close to you and sent straight out — it’s not bulk shipped across the world first.
Most orders arrive in about 2–3 weeks total, and you’ll get tracking the moment it ships.
Returns
Changed your mind? Happens.
You’ve got 30 days from delivery to send it back unworn and in original condition. Return postage is yours, but we can send you a label and just deduct it from the refund — easy.
We process the refund once it’s on its way back to us.
If something arrives faulty or not right, we’ll fix it — replacement or refund, your call.
Just message us within 5 days of delivery and include a clear photo so we can sort it fast. We cover the postage for these.