Float Into Your Whore Era. Say it with your chest — and a balloon. The Blow Me Bear T-Shirt is here to help you enter your fluffy, filthy, fabulous era. With a bright pink bear balloon and the bold phrase “Blow Me” printed loud and proud, this tee is equal parts cute and dirty — just like you.
Made from ultra-soft, lightweight cotton, it’s built for everything from daytime pride prancing to post-party lounging (pants optional). This tee isn’t just comfy — it’s a conversation starter, hookup facilitator, and wardrobe essential for bears, babes, and bad bitches alike.
Why You Should Buy:
- Dirty Meets Adorable – A soft pink bear balloon that politely says what you're thinking 😏
- Flawlessly Comfortable – High-quality fabric you’ll want to roll around in (or roll over in)
- Pride-Ready, Street-Approved – From festivals to fet nights to your local park meet-up
- Loud in the Right Ways – A shirt that says “I’m fun, filthy, and still soft AF”
- Gifting Gold – Give it to your whoriest friend… or wear it so they find you
Whether you’re blowing kisses, blowing balloons, or waiting to get blown into next week, this shirt says it for you. With humor, heart, and a whole lotta cheek, it’s your perfect top for being a very good bottom.
Join the whores. Be the balloon. Float into your filth era.
Get your Blow Me Bear Tee now and spread the joy — one puff at a time.
Features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- This product is made for adults.
- 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Our garments have been tried, tested and pig approved! Any issues and you can obtain a refund or replacement within 2 years for faulty goods, or goods that don’t look or work as advertised. At Backroom Gear, we're also committed to the environment by making each item to order and using eco-friendly inks, minimizing waste and ensuring sustainable production.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Backroom Gear and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Returns Policy
DUE TO ACCIDENTAL ORDER OR CHANGE OF MINDWe offer refunds and/or exchanges, providing a request for return is received within 30 days of your order being delivered. Your item must be in its original packaging and in the same condition that you received it.
The return shipping costs will be the responsibility of you, the customer. A prepaid shipping label can be provided, with the associated costs being deducted from the refunded amount.
Any refund or exchange will only be issued once the original item has been shipped back to us.
DUE TO DEFECTIVE OR DAMAGED ITEM
In the unlikely event you receive a defective or damaged item, we offer you the choice of a full refund or a replacement. We will cover all return shipping costs.
Please report any issue within 5 days of receiving your item. We kindly ask that you provide clear evidence of the fault or damage, so we can expedite your request efficiently.
Please refer to our full Refund Policy for more information
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
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