




The Blow Me Bear T-Shirt doesn’t pretend to behave. A bright pink bear balloon floats front and centre with two simple words: Blow Me. Playful at a glance. Clear on the re-read.
It’s camp. It’s cheeky. It knows exactly what it’s doing.
Built for Pride days, club nights and the kind of brunch where nobody’s ordering just coffee. Soft enough for lounging. Loud enough for eye contact across the bar.
Why It Lands
• Bold pink bear balloon graphic with unapologetic slogan
• Dirty-meets-cute balance that reads instantly
• Clean layout that pops in photos and low light
• Designed for bears, flirts and anyone in their “say it with your chest” era
Fit & Fabric
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed to order
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US
Wear it to Pride. Wear it to the afters. Wear it when subtle isn’t on the agenda.
Age restriction: Adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Changed your mind? Happens.
You’ve got 30 days from delivery to send it back unworn and in original condition. Return postage is yours, but we can send you a label and just deduct it from the refund — easy.
We process the refund once it’s on its way back to us.
If something arrives faulty or not right, we’ll fix it — replacement or refund, your call.
Just message us within 5 days of delivery and include a clear photo so we can sort it fast. We cover the postage for these.
Your gear is printed close to you and sent straight out — it’s not bulk shipped across the world first.
Most orders arrive in about 2–3 weeks total, and you’ll get tracking the moment it ships.


















