Sits right, feels good, stays strong — just like a loyal pup.

Welcome to the kennel of chaos — where the tails wag hard, the caps fit tight, and the gear makes no effort to behave. This isn’t some fluff-coated fantasy. This is Geared Up Pup territory. Shirts, singlets, and headwear with bite — made-to-order, printed fresh, and designed to get tongues wagging… in more ways than one.

Every stitch here is pup-coded and pack-approved. Start with the Chew Toy Cap — high front, structured snapback, and embroidered to pop louder than your last bark in a mosh pit. Want to really fetch stares? Pick a singlet that hugs the chest like a harness. You’re not blending in. You’re leading the damn walk.. and you’ve got yourself a look that’ll get you sniffed, howled at, or collared before sundown.

Each design is cheeky, loud, and play-ready — These aren’t mass-produced cosplay knockoffs. They’re built for the pup who knows their place, knows their power, and knows the legacy behind it. You want a nod to puppy pride history? It’s stitched into every seam.

Sizes? XS to 5XL, naturally. These are unisex, play-ready fits. Soft, breathable cotton that survives parties, piss play, and Pride. Every item is printed fresh—no landfill stock, no crap fabric. Just ethical filth. You’re getting quality you can sweat through and still wear again. Yes, it’ll survive sweat, spit, rain, and repeat. Ask us how we know.

Whether you’re sniffing around your first pup social or leading a parade, this is gear that shows you’re more than a costume. You’re pack. You’re pride. You’re part of the puppy pride social that doesn’t just play — it performs.

Whether you’re sniffing around your first event or fully muzzled and flagged, this gear’s for the pack. It barks. It bites. It shows the world you’re part of the puppy pride scene that doesn’t just exist — it howls.

So gear up. Snap in. Wag hard.

Good boy.