{"product_id":"happy-little-cum-dump-cap","title":"Happy Little Cum Dump Cap - Funny Gay Pride Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people keep things private.\u003cbr\u003eOthers keep score.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Happy Little Cum Dump Trucker Cap brings the same chaotic energy as the rest of the Happy Little line — loud, shameless, and guaranteed to get a reaction from the right crowd. Front and center sits our cheerful little dumpster graphic, smiling like it knows exactly how the night ended.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis cap isn’t subtle. It’s the kind of piece that earns a double take at Pride, a laugh at the bar, and a knowing nod from anyone who shares your particular sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe classic trucker style keeps things cool and breathable, while the bold graphic does what it does best: start conversations you didn’t plan on having.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it to the bar, the beach, Pride, or anywhere the vibe is a little messy and the jokes are a little dirty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause sometimes the best nights leave a mark…\u003cbr\u003eand sometimes they leave a tally.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy You’ll Want It\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePart of the Happy Little Series – Pair it with the Cum Dump tees and mugs\u003cbr\u003eDirty Humor Done Right – Cute graphic, filthy punchline\u003cbr\u003eBar \u0026amp; Pride Ready – A guaranteed conversation starter\u003cbr\u003eQueer Gear With Attitude – Made for nightlife, Pride, and chaotic weekends\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Classic trucker cap style\u003cbr\u003e• Breathable mesh back\u003cbr\u003e• Structured front panel\u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable snapback closure\u003cbr\u003e• Lightweight and comfortable for all-day wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThrow it on, head out, and let the Happy Little Cum Dump do the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% polyester front\u003cbr\u003e• 100% polyester mesh back\u003cbr\u003e• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam\u003cbr\u003e• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile\u003cbr\u003e• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor\u003cbr\u003e• Seamless foam front panel with lining\u003cbr\u003e• Matching fabric undervisor\u003cbr\u003e• Matching color braid and sweatband\u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable plastic snap\u003cbr\u003e• One size fits most\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Traceability:\u003cbr\u003e- Dyeing—Taiwan\u003cbr\u003e- Manufacturing—Myanmar\u003cbr\u003e• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003cbr\u003e• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Backroom Gear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51533012861224,"sku":"3430555_15904","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/7513\/9624\/files\/Happy-Little-Cum-Dump-Cap-Backroom-Gear.jpg?v=1773380649","url":"https:\/\/www.backroomgear.store\/products\/happy-little-cum-dump-cap","provider":"Backroom Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}