{"product_id":"gay-ugly-christmas-sweater-vest","title":"Backroom Gear Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIT'S KNITTED. IT'S NASTY. ORDER EARLY FOR XMAS!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Backroom Gear Ugly Christmas Vest takes the wholesome Christmas sweater tradition and gives it exactly the kind of festive makeover you'd expect from us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePoppers, gas masks, jockstraps, devil hearts, butt plugs and baubles. All arranged in traditional Christmas jumper patterns, with enough questionable decorations to make Christmas lunch with the family significantly more interesting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd here's the best bit: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eit's actually knitted, not printed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe artwork is knitted directly into the fabric using a traditional-style jacquard knit, giving the vest that proper retro Christmas jumper look and feel. Soft, lightweight and comfortable, without the bulk of a heavy winter sweater.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it to the Christmas party. Wear it to the bar. Wear it to Christmas lunch and see how long it takes Grandma to work out what's decorating the tree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot printed. Properly knitted. Properly filthy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBefore You Order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck your size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This knitted vest fits differently from our regular Backroom Gear T-shirts. Please check the size chart and garment measurements before ordering, rather than choosing your usual BRG tee size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Each vest is individually knitted for you. Production takes longer than our regular printed clothing, especially during November and December.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrdering for Christmas?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Allow plenty of extra time for production and shipping. Christmas delivery is not guaranteed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Want It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's knitted. It's nasty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Original Backroom Gear festive artwork knitted directly into the fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProper retro Christmas styling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Traditional festive patterns with some very non-traditional decorations.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, lightweight knit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Comfortable enough for parties, layering and warmer Christmas celebrations.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic unisex fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A little stretch, a V-neck and ribbed trim.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFestive filth disguised as Christmas knitwear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect for Christmas parties with questionable guest lists.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3XS to 3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis vest uses a classic unisex fit with some natural stretch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause the sizing differs from our regular T-shirts, we strongly recommend checking the size chart and garment measurements before purchasing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're between sizes, consider whether you prefer a closer fit or a little extra room, particularly if you'll be wearing a shirt underneath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade Just for You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach Christmas vest is knitted especially for you, so it needs a little extra time before heading your way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction typically takes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7–12 business days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, increasing to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e9–16 business days during November and December\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce it's ready, your vest is shipped directly from our production partner in China. 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